the hash slinging slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

I was at home alone when, out of nowhere, the Hash Slinging Slasher murdered me.

by The Hash Slinging Slasher May 20, 2016

Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.

a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.

by Nghia February 2, 2006

hash slinging slasher

the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!

Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!

by llama lovin sue May 27, 2004

Stinging taron

When one puts a stinging roger up one nostril and snorts a big toke.

Mark: Hey I saw Chris do a stinging taron last night. He was crying for like 15 minutes
James: What a flog

by burnthecow September 28, 2017

milky swingin' dudds

Large, pendulous and often mountainous breasts, that would effortlessly catch the eye of any on-looker whether it be in admiration or shock.

Assume Geordie accent; "Why ay man.... look at them MILKY SWINGIN' DUDDS!!!!!".

by Lorenzo Davenport February 17, 2006

My Singing Monsters

A cool game where you buy and breed monsters and listen to to them sing on different islands

BigJimmy57: I just got an Epic Entbrat on my plant island!
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?

by Qwertyjail July 8, 2021

lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.

We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!

by GilaChukker September 8, 2009