Over the Sweater Good Morning Tokyo

When a guy fiddles with your boobs like it's a radio.

Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.

by nekoparc5 November 10, 2014

Sweater Welfare

When a friend or co-worker decides to wear old dingy sweaters. Either from a deceased relative or found in an old, dusty container in the attic. (most likely from wife) This person wears them to work with confidence and doesn't realize the whole office thinks he is a tool.

OMG!!!! Did you see Tom's sweater today? He is totally on sweater welfare!

Tom decided to go up into the attic and sift through a bunch of old sweaters from his Swedish wife. Since he decided to wear them to work and out of the house. He is now on Sweater Welfare.

by Sweater Police September 30, 2010

green sweater

slang for pot

Come on in the back room...we are knitting a green sweater!

by Mike April 20, 2004

sweater weather

the bisexual and lesbian anthem

“Everybody please rise for sweater weather, the homo anthem”

“she’s playing sweater weather— LESBO”

by homowomo October 20, 2019

Rainbow Sweater

The act of eating trix, fruity pebbles, and lucky charms then vomiting during sex

At so much cereal that i rainbow sweatered all over my girl friend.

by doubledumprainbowmidget September 29, 2011

sweater monkies

1) Perky, full bodied, and well rounded boobs.

2) Tits that are protected buy an insulating layer of cotton or cashmere

3) See dairy pillows or sugar mounds,

Damn Ruthie's sweater monkies got me so hard at work today I couldn't leave my cubicle.

by Samhain_Knight December 14, 2004

sweasties

When your in a fun day of gym enjoying a fun game of contact soccer or just pissing around and you get this emense sweat coming on and you start to feel your balls and penis slipping and sliding all over your sweaty legs, then you have a classic case of the sweastys.

sweaty testies= sweasties
Ex. when i went running I had and awfull case of sweasties and had to peal my nuts of my leg like a fruit rollup.

by Matt Alty, Brad Frink and Andrew Teglas February 7, 2006