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Stone n' Bone

1. Getting stoned and then finding someone to bone. Usually, with far lower standards.
2. Getting someone else stoned with the intention to bone them.
Guy1: "Woah she's hot, way out of my league though"
Guy2: "Dude, you could totally Stone N' Bone that!"
by TheMarsh January 23, 2009
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Durban Stone City

A catch phrase made popular by South African band Sibling Rivalry. Originally the name of one of their songs, later used as a name for their home town Durban, A city of abundant cheap Marijuana.
Welcome to Durban Stone City, enjoy your stay.

Q - What?? how can this huge bag of ganga only cost R40?? A - Welcome to Durban Stone City!
by Cheemo Steve October 23, 2008
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Stone Football

A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.
Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~
by Splek January 22, 2009
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Stone Thrower

A rabble-rouser who seeks to damage property with rocks.
That stone thrower did a lot of damage to the pizza parlor!
by VitoG June 10, 2020
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Philosopher's stone

A mythical stone which alchemy practically revolves around. It was desired by a lot of entrepreneurs (see suckers) in the dark ages because of its promise to turn ordinary materials like coal into gold. Naturally, all of those who sought the stone practiced alchemy, and not surprisingly they came up empty-handed.
A Philosopher's stone would be awesome to have, if only it existed in the first place.
Don't waste your life searching for a Philosopher's stone.
(i.e. you're chasing nothing)
by Yep Nope September 23, 2005
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TV stoned

A person who is completely deaf and blind to everything but his favourite show on television.

He or she is unlikely to answer the phone, speak to anyone and do anything except sit and watch.

He or she is also likely to be irritated or react badly if one tries to talk to him during that hour or in duration of his favourite TV shows that run in a row.
"Sorry, I can't get Bill to come to the phone. He's TV stoned at the mo. Call back after the show is over."
by McVillain November 4, 2003
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