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Square Wheels 

Not being able to pick up chicks.
John : I can too pick up chicks.
Josh : But you have Square Wheels.
Square Wheels by JoshuaToad April 17, 2010

Fatty Square

The parking space at the end of a fast food restaurant drive-thru that an employee sends you to after you order so much food that they can't serve it to you without holding up the line of cars behind you.

As a verb it is the act of getting sent to the Fatty Square.
As a noun

Friend 1: I got sent to the fatty square after my colossal order brought the drive-thru to a screeching halt.

Friend 2: You are fat and have an eating disorder

As a verb

Patron: Can I have 3 hard tacos, 1 with no lettuce; 5 soft tacos, two supreme; three chalupas, two baja style, one supreme; 3 pintos & cheese, no red sauce on one of them; one taco salad; and 4 gorditas?

Cashier: That will be $29

Patron: Here you go.

Cashier: Please pull ahead and we will bring it out to you.

Patron: Oh no! I 've been fatty squared!

square up 

to get ready to fight; get in the fighting position
Ay man be ready to square up wen dat fool comes down here!
square up by johnny boi September 25, 2005

be there or be square 

A square being a nerd, geek, dork...un-hip, un-cool, unpopular, not with-it, etc. ...sort of person..."be there or be square" means about the same as "everyone who is anyone will be there", which is to say if you're not there you're nobody.
All the hot girls and all the rough boys will be at this party/club/place dude be there or be square!
be there or be square by Lala June 18, 2006

Square Wear

A type of clothing style that nerdy or preppy people wear.
you: Bro whats with the square wear?
Friend: dont laugh i got court today!
Square Wear by Savage Sammich September 30, 2010

Square Rat 

An individual that spends more time at their town's square than they do at their own home or at places of greater entertainment value. Often, a square rat will shout insults or jabs at passers by to reinforce their own self esteem. A square rat is not a good person.
Person A: "Man, the other the day, that kid who hangs out at the square all day started calling me a fag!"

Person B: "Yeah, he's just a square rat. Don't worry about him"
Square Rat by Evergreen Tiger December 1, 2011