Splecondeptimy

To remove or split time (seconds). In variations.

"I would have been there faster if you just let me splecondeptimy."

"You didn't see me because I can splecondeptimy."

by ChaseNB October 15, 2018

Splicer

Someone who fakes speedruns by means of video manipulation or otherwise because they are a useless human being

Guy 1: Dude did you see that kids speedrun? It was insane!
Guy 2: Nah bro he went full K' Will on that lol. Kid is a despicable splicer
Guy 1: lol

by MetalGearFan August 6, 2018

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Splickered

When something is squished or squeezed out in such a way (I.e. when you pop a pimple, the way that the pus comes out)

Eww it just like splickered out of there!

by Pellollelogram May 26, 2019

splyced

splyced=tired, too warm, drunk, bored etc.

Here guys, im feeling so splyced.
Guys i got so splyced this weekend.

by robs&cadders July 2, 2019

splack

basically any type of stolen car

yo when i pull up hop in da splack

by jymgangmd September 7, 2019

splacky

When you shooting a jumper and make it

Instead of saying, "Kobe"before you shoot, after you make it you say, "Splacky"

Maurice pulled up for a 3, splashed that bitch and said, "Splacky" before it even went in.

by Headband Don October 17, 2019