Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020

Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.

SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Soviet Sacktap

When an individual is shot directly in the testicles with a rubber bullet from a 12-gauge shotgun while bent over so that the scrotum is in the outstretched and dangling position.

"When that protestor bent over I Soviet sacktapped his ass."

by Sleazy Beazly January 31, 2021

Soviet Hard On

When Sir. John A. MacDonald has a secret man love for the rebellious half breed, Louis Riel.

Cazz has a Soviet hard on for history

by Cazz's Momma May 5, 2021

Soviet union

The best thing ever created.

The mightly soviet union will be forever in our hearts

by KrinkyxDLoL July 19, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Soviet Union

a state that collapsed in 1991. gave us one of the best anthems of all time, which was powerful to use in every end of a battle

wow, the Soviet Union was the largest country by size in the 1980s before getting killed to form about a few countries. Russia is trying to get it back when they win the war against Ukraine.

by irieomgfunny/面白い May 27, 2022