Mango Smear

During the act of fallatio, conceal a mango on your person. At climax, withdraw and ejaculate on said mango. Finally, the mango will be squashed into the unsuspecting woman's mouth as the man exclaims "MANGO SMEARED!"

Dave: "dude what did you do last night?"
Gary: "just went to Julie's and gave her a mango smear"

by Tomas y Simon January 12, 2009

smeagol

to subtly make your way into something

Did that man just smeagol his way in front of the line?

by mgargiulo May 15, 2011

smear eye

a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.

EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?

Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!

Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.

Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?

Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.

Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.

by Dragonzombie October 15, 2009

smeal

A cross between "smart" and "real". When something stupid or unbelievable occurs, the word "real" should be said. When you think you know something and it's actually something else, "smart" should be said. When it is both, the word "smeal" is used.

me: Look at that bird in the sky!
you: That's not a bird, it's a fish.
me: Smeal.

by miketk February 6, 2008

Egyptian Smear Daddy

the act of someone deficating on their partner's chest while dancing in an egyptian manner followed by smearing it all over the abdomen

She gave me an Egyptian Smear Daddy

by nikeboy25 December 29, 2009

Smeagoling

Verb- A sexual act in which a man is having sex with a woman doggy style, right as she is about to orgasm, the man leans in next to her ear and breathes like Smeagol from lord of the rings.

"Dude I smeagoled that bitch so hard last night!"
"We were smeagoling all night long."

by That-Guy March 20, 2013

Smad

Mispronunciation of the word mad.

"No, you just keep going Mr. Smad Smart alecs."

by DaveTheBrave101 January 1, 2009