get smashed

the excessive intake of alcahol enough to become intoxicated and nearly pass out also means drunk

Partys have many people who get smashed also at concerts

by spik31 April 18, 2010

smashed

to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech

the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!

by PARTY October 20, 2002

smoshers

a little known religious group who view the birthdays of the two creators of smosh as religious holidays and do not talk at all during those days. also they follow every twitter page related to smosh, watch all their videos and ask twitter questions every week no matter how inconvenient the time. they also own the shut up app and have sent fain mail at least once.

Alex: why is Jessica not talking today?

Kevin: its Ian's b-day

Alex: so?

Kevin: shes part of a group called smoshers its a religious thing, she cant talk today.

by jessiknick September 25, 2011

face like a smashed crab

an ugly face, usually a woman's. this expression originated in australia.

she had a face like a smashed crab!

by b9 September 30, 2005

smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

Smashterbate

Masterbating while extremely intoxicated

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself

by RP DP April 22, 2011

Smashed the carry button

To absolutely go off and put the whole squad on your back. When one person is the sole reason the team succeeds.

Example 1:
Jeff: “Sicko mode” is a banger, but it’d be way worse without the Drake part.
Melvin: Yeah Bro, he lowkey smashed the carry button.

Example 2:
Dustin: Ay, did you boys catch a vicroy last night?
Jamaal: Fuck yeah dawg, and Marcus had 19 kills.
Dustin: Damn, that boy smashed the carry button.

by DeadHorse00 July 3, 2020