slippery wizzard

While having sex with your girl have her face the window and then have your best bud come from the closet while you run outside and wave at her

Dude last night me and Mike gave Tina the slippery wizzard

by Jsin the klown December 1, 2016

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

slippery wibbler

The long snake trying to force its way in no chub.

Sheila last night Mark tried to give me the slippery wibbler.

by Yekusai September 23, 2017

Slippery Shanahan

The often occurrence of Ryan Shanahan slipping on a run, often bringing several teammates down with him.

Bert: Oh there goes slippery Shanahan slipping again! He brought Doug down with him!

by Bert1 March 14, 2022

Slippery Sandy

While having sexual intercourse with your lover, Throw them on their back and shove a fistful of sand up their rectum, until they scream Sandy cheeks and shake and quiver.

Hey Mikey, remember that time I gave you a Slippery Sandy in the back of the trailer. And you screamed so loud that Craig heard you say Sandy Cheeks.

by Mikeys Secret Lover September 27, 2020

slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.

by banchronic February 8, 2012

slippery mode

the setting on a television that provides "motion smoothing"
it looks nauseating and slippery

I can't believe you're using slippery mode, do you even have eyes

by maxwellsnacks January 5, 2023