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Single Awarness Day

a day more commonly known as Valentine's Day, but for those who are single, it goes by the name of Single Awarness Day. If you notice, the initials of this day is S.A.D.
Mary-"Hey Happy Valentine's Day!"
Fred-"You mean Single Awarness Day."
by volleyballer_82 February 14, 2008
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Single Ladies

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time! exclaimed Kanye about the Single Ladies video
by C-Pain & Friends June 14, 2010
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single baby

The best damn feeling ever... Although having a significant other is nice single status is great. You're free to do anything with anyone and no one can stop you.
Boy: Hey do you have a boyfriend?<br>
Girl: Nope, I'm single baby!<br>
Boy: Great, let's go up to my room.<br>
Girl: Excellent plan.
by Magnolia-Rae April 11, 2008
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single virgin

A character trait that, once revealed, makes horny women hungry for you.
Me: "I'm a single virgin. Always have been."
Random Whore: "Ooh.."
Random whore moves in close.
You know what happens next...
by aman13 July 18, 2010
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Single-threaded

Describing a state where a person's brain can't process information quickly. This is not to say that they are outright stupid, just slower than average. Origin comes from field of computing where threads represent units of processing in a system capable of concurrent processing.
How single-threaded was Brian in that meeting today? He was not keeping up at all.

Totally. Anthony was much better - across everything that was going on. He's one multi-threaded mo-fo.
by Biggus Wheelus May 9, 2011
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single white female

In reference to the movie, a tale about a psychotic friendless red haired girl who tries to be her aqaintance.

Can be in reference to a female who Steals your clothes, breaks into your house, sleeps in cars, badmouths you to everyone because she's the ugly unloved one and wishes she could be like you.

Tries to sleep with guys you know and is repeatedly rejected- though the one in the movie actually managed to sleep with the guy cause she dressed up like the prettier one.

Comes to your house out of the blue, begs to stay then goes through your black book trying to find a guy to talk to her.

The thing is no one seems to like her and youre warned by everyone you know to stay away or else or you may end up like the victim in the single white female movie.
When Gary and every other guy rejected sarah cause he thought she was ugly and was into her hotter friend it became single white female time.

sarah turned into a single white female when her friend got everything in life she didnt.
by 0404040 May 9, 2010
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single for life

Do you, take this you to be your lawful single for life?

I do!
by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
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