shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

Shrooming

1.To be tripping.
2.To be high.
3.Crazy.
4.Screwing up.

1. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, you're shrooming!"
2. Instead of "Wow, you're high," its "Wow, you're shrooming."
3. Instead of "You're crazy," its "You're shrooming."
4. Instead of "Don't screw up," its "Don't be shrooming!"

by Aleosha November 10, 2004

shroom buttcheeks

the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap

She licked my shroom buttcheeks.

by montron April 17, 2004

Shroom bagged

It's when you t bag someone so hard that you leave a mushroom tat on their forehead

I came down that bitch so hard I shroom bagged her.

by deathcapt November 18, 2009

shroom'd

being smack'd in the forehead by the tip of one's penis with enough brute force to leave a reddish imprint.

used in context, "bitch, i'm gonna shroom ya if you don't bake me that pie, dammit!"

by steve February 20, 2004

shroombloom

when a guys dicks head is too big, and shaft is too small. In turn looking like a mushroom

So last night i was giving frank head and he wipped out his dick, he had a shroombloom

by lol4lyfe August 1, 2009

Shroom Mark

Noun: Figurative. The impression left on the skin of a person's face or elsewhere on the body, as a result of being slapped by a (usually) circumsized penis. Also see Shroom Whack.

That person is so annoying he deserves to be shroom marked.

by benderbot March 13, 2011