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A phrase that describes the strong probability that a pre-teen lad will eventually discover and commit substantial interest and money to marijuana in his teen years and beyond. The labeling of said pre-teen is based on several signs, including but not limited to:
1. Pervasive sloth,
2. Inability to react to any situation with any affect other than "Woah dude, that's intense..." even when faced with legitimately urgent circumstances,
3. Otherworldly appetite for candy and sweets... Of any type, at any time and at any social, physical or emotional cost to himself or others,
4. Preference for human interaction only through online gaming platforms unless in-person, face to face interaction is required to obtain candy or a WiFi password... And even then the interaction is devoid of eye contact.
Little Bro 1: guys, let's bounce! The swimming pool only has free swim for another hour!
Little Bro 2: absolutely! Wait... Where the heck is Brian?
Little Bro 3: he's still sucking on his X-Box nipple. I'll get him- BRIAAAAANNNNNN!!! C'mon dude, let's get to the pool before it closes!
Brian (slurring through a cheek full of Skittles mixed with half-chewed Snickers bar): In a minute- I'm almost done making an awesome closet for my Minecraft pet pig, man...

Bro 1's Mom whispering to Bro 1's Dad: The Shaggy is strong with this one... Let's keep that in mind for a few years...
by Anon Pi2 November 30, 2013
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pulled a shaggy

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- I made a huge error at work today , so they they had all the employees questioned to find out who's responsible
-did you admit during the questioning ?
- of course not! I pulled a shaggy
by narutomaxorn May 7, 2019
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Red shirt Shaggy

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Shaggy but he’s not straight, more polite, has a sadder backstory (unlike regular Shaggy his dog, Scooby, died) and is more powerful then regular Shaggy
There he comes! Red shirt Shaggy!
by DalSpin November 30, 2021
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ultra instinct shaggy

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Shaggy mastered it first only using 0.2% of his power.

it's a meme actually
ultra instinct shaggy goes sicko mode on elon musk
oh no
chunga chunga chunga
*dies*
by rekxtz March 9, 2019
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Gettin Shaggy

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A dance move for white suburban guy teenagers. The dance moves are:move your hips, front to back, front to back, side to side, side to side with a hot girl grinding like a slut.
Hey did you see Dylan at the party last night?
No why?
He was gettin shaggy all over the place!
by Gr3n4d3 88 May 12, 2010
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Dirty Shaggy

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When he pulls her s dick out and sees she made it bloody causing him to freaks out and runs to the bathroom dripping a trail of blood the entire way
That's asshole pulled a dirty shaggy on my brand new white carpet and now I have to call Stanley Steamers to come clean up.
by elsbeth January 8, 2022
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Goin' shaggy

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"I have to buy a comb for my pubes, as I have decided that I'm goin' shaggy for the time being"
by Rogue ENTP December 21, 2022
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