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spexting

The pulse-quickening act of exchanging detailed, graphic, sports-related statistics and observations via text at a feverish rate, similar to that of sexting. Often a form of male bonding, and a reflection of a torrid bromance.
1. My girlfriend caught me spexting with my guy Andy at dinner again last night, and boy was my face red. 2. I had to change my cell phone plan due to all the spexting this Bulls season.
by Big-Red November 7, 2010
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selting

This family always speaks their opinion no matter what the consequences are, they are never scared to say hello to a stranger, and they all look identical!
That must be a group of Selting’s right there!
by HumanBeing November 18, 2020
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Sub Seating

The "seating chart" that students assume when a teacher is absent and the substitute doesn't know the seating chart. This usually entails everyone sitting with their friends, which makes the class that much more loud and unmanageable.
Example 1
Hannah: Hey, Josh, guess what? Ms. Kelvin isn't here, we have a sub!
Josh: Aw, yeah, you know what that means! Sub seating!

Example 2
Sophie: Why are you sitting in your assigned seat? Come sit here, it's sub seating.
by chatterbox321 December 5, 2010
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ICS Settings

Checking these setting's are the first step in troubleshooting all Windows based Operating Systems. Statistically responsible for 98% of all Windows related problems.
Joe: I'm havin' a problem with logging in Active Directory.
Jeremy: Did you check your ICS settings (eye's cross)
Joe: WAT?!
Jeremy: Rebooting calc.exe should fix the issue.
by Mr. WAT May 3, 2008
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Smexting

1. Texting with a sexy mexican about sex.
After that fiesta last night, I got this girls number and we smexting for a while, then smexed her all night long at her place.
by Hayhayhayhayhayhay November 6, 2010
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Butt sexing

The act of having sexual intercourse in the butt.
The act of having anal sex.
Joe's new desktop background is a black man butt sexing a penguin.
by Bob O'connor July 16, 2008
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sexing up

1. to have sex with
2. want to fuck
I'd like to be sexing up that hot bitch over there.
by Bud E Love May 7, 2003
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