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Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.
Self-blumping
by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011
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self control sprain

Self control is just like a muscle, and, when overused, it gets strained and doesn't work anymore.
I've been studying all week. Now I've got self control sprain. I can't make myself wake up or stop eating cookies!
by lilgrnfrg May 25, 2012
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Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.
After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.
by sKedUlinGsavAnt September 27, 2013
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self succy

When u need a succ but have no bae so u succ urself
Man I really need a succ, but no one wants to succ me... I know, I'll do a self succy
by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017
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Self-pleasuration

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).
Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.
by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018
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Self taught artist

Something bad artists use as an excuse or reason as to why they aren’t very good, rather than admitting they don’t practice. These people often don’t know that nearly all artists are self taught, and that having a teacher doesn’t make you an amazing artist.
Amy “Damn Chad I wish I could draw like that, but I’m a self taught artist, can you teach me?”
Chad “You’re just garbage.”
by Smelly Property December 24, 2019
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Self-Ratio

1. When you reply to yourself and get more likes than the original post/comment/like received .
2. When you like a reply to your own comment/reply that has an equal number of likes as the original comment/reply, thus giving it more likes than your comment and therefore ratioing yourself.
Damn, I self-ratioed myself. At least someone else didn’t do it.
by ShoppingCartCentral February 19, 2021
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