by drew December 24, 2003
Get the natural selection mug.Natural selection occurs when having to select candidates from a plethora of curriculum vitae.
The cv's are discarded except 1. The rationale is; for this vacancy, we need a candidate who is lucky.
The cv's are discarded except 1. The rationale is; for this vacancy, we need a candidate who is lucky.
- There's the new guy we hired via the natural selection recruitment program.
- But he's worthless..
- I guess he just was lucky.
- But he's worthless..
- I guess he just was lucky.
by aartjan April 2, 2011
Get the Natural Selection mug.A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.
Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!
by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009
Get the selectively permeable membrane mug.This often uncontrollable disorder is the act of continuously and repetitiously highlighting random bits of computer-based text with a mouse and cursor while reading the text, causing a continually changing blue-box selection outline to appear over the inverted text.
While this act of visual obsessive compulsion is calming to the individual with mouse control, it can often be frustrating and debilitating to anyone observing the act or attempting to read the material on a shared computer screen.
This disorder can be troublesome when text is editable because text is often accidentally dragged into different areas unbeknownst to the suffering individual.
While this act of visual obsessive compulsion is calming to the individual with mouse control, it can often be frustrating and debilitating to anyone observing the act or attempting to read the material on a shared computer screen.
This disorder can be troublesome when text is editable because text is often accidentally dragged into different areas unbeknownst to the suffering individual.
Nate had trouble reading the computer text over Greg's shoulder because he was deep into a selection loop.
by QualityMeats October 3, 2011
Get the selection loop mug.1.) an emo chick who looks like a vampire and is very scary but is strangely hot and even though you shit yourself when you see her, you still want to fuck her hard in the ass.
2.) pure genious from some gummy letters
2.) pure genious from some gummy letters
1.)Kayla is a seductive vampire. She has blue hair and red contacts, but look at her ass!!!!!!
2.) Zach: S and V
Coleman: Seductive vampire.
2.) Zach: S and V
Coleman: Seductive vampire.
by kmart0ballerado November 8, 2007
Get the seductive vampire mug.An evolutionary mechanism that weeds stupid people out of the gene pool because they followed the advice given by a naturopath.
"Yeah.. My son Timmy had cancer but the naturopath treated him with Rosemary... By the time we found out that he had cancer, and that Rosemary was only good for making a tasty lamb roast, it was too late. Another victim of naturopathical selection I guess...."
by roidzo February 8, 2010
Get the Naturopathical Selection mug.Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 1, 2010
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