SecuredMC

A person who abuses their staff powers so he can start shit and be a dick. Fires his best staff members and hires pieces of shit in their place. Confirmed to have Down's Syndrome. Sees his players as dollar signs rather than people. Douchebag

Wow, that guy is acting like a total SecuredMC!

by Stephen_Hawking July 25, 2014

Secret Seagull

A form of voyeurism in which the perpetrator masturbates and remains hidden whilst observing the fornication of others (e.g in a cupboard or under a bed). As the observed are reaching climax, the fapping phantom makes his presence known in a startling manner, ejaculating over the victims whilst cawing menacingly like a seagull.

Eoin: I was going down on Rebecca last night and Niall pulled a Secret Seagull on me!
Ryan: Oh shit what happened?
Eoin: I was about to scream at him to leave but before I could, a barrage of semen hit the back of my throat.

by theOrnithologicalShadow October 12, 2014

Secordify

A spell that proof reads your work solving any problems on your paragraph, essay, etc. helping you to not waste your time looking over your work. Helps you alot eh?

"dude did your teacher let you secordify your essay?"

by Farha101 January 7, 2017

secret inch

The amount of the penile shaft that is hidden by a fully grown out pubic bush.

Guy 1: “man, my dick is not looking too impressive today... I hope she thinks I’m big enough...”
Guy 2: “make sure you’re clean shaven! You’ll gain access to the secret inch!”
Guy 1: *shaves* “Woah! Now you can see all two inches!”

by peeemthreek July 20, 2018

secondary suicide

Secondary suicide is when someone has given up on life. Someone who is suicidal but is to afraid or not willing to take their own life’s because of religious beliefs or because of not wanting those they love to not feel as they have did something wrong or to blame theirselves.

A secondary suicide is someone who is patiently waiting for death but not seeking it.

They have givin up on trying to make a good life they are just constantly going through the motions. But will never show or say anything about how they feel because they don’t believe they deserve to be worried about. They believe they are nothing and will never be nothing and that no one will ever love them, so they don’t trust people who claim to care/love them they believe that it is impossible for someone to genuinely care for them so they constantly feel alone, sad, usually depressed and some cases angry with the world and themselves so they do nothing but wait on death.

Usually secondary suicide follows along with depression, ptsd, and borderline personality disorder

J is a secondary suicider and doesn’t get close to anybody.

by Your mother’s lover June 15, 2021

facebook second death syndrome

The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.

by coupondad7 July 13, 2015

Ash kaash comment section

The most down tremendous, astronomical, horrendous human beings on the face of this planet, they are so bad at life, they will die for ash kaash, they will do anything just to get a glimpse of her toes, they comment absurd things

person 1: "bro have you seen Ash kaash comment section on instagram and twitter."
person 2: " yea man one person asked for her discharge, they're so down bad."

by jimbo343 March 7, 2021