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Santa Paula is a small city in California. But it is most known for its amazing citrus. Also known for most stabbings in US aka "Stabbing Capital of America."
Oh you're from Santa Paula? Where's your shank?
by Young black nigha March 12, 2017
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Sweaty Santa

Verb: When a couple is passionately 69'ing and the male is about to ejaculate, the duo flips over such that the male is on top. Immediately after flipping, the male shoves his erect penis deep inside the female's throat and deposits a massive amount of ejaculate; like Santa "cumming" down the chimney and leaving a "gift."
"I was 69'ing with the wife by the fire last night and I gave her the ole Sweaty Santa. Merry Christmas!"
by Sex Engineers October 3, 2017
mugGet the Sweaty Santamug.

Santa Rosa

A city of about 200,000 in northern California. It is about a 45 minute drive up the coast from san Francisco. Nice people, good weather, and great wine. THere is no such thing as an extremity in Santa rosa. OUr ghetto (west 9th) is a rural mini-slum, and out gangstas are nice enough (if you don't look them in the eye)
Santa rosa is the major city of Sonoma County.
by Resident January 24, 2005
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Santa Fe

Used when requesting a beer, allows for discretion as to not attract vast amounts of beer pan handlers. Especially when in large crowds of poor college students or moochers. There is no verbal response, the only response is to procure a beer for the requesting individual. this method originated on Long Island Maine as a fix to an all to common problem.
Individual 1: "Hey Val, santa Fe."
Val: (Returns with Beer without attracting unwanted attention)
by Bisquickandturkey101 November 14, 2011
mugGet the Santa Femug.

Santa Rosa

A beautiful city located in Sonoma County’s 707 area code--- about 60 minutes north of San Francisco, with a population of approximately 160,000 people (5th largest city in the Bay Area). Home of great people, fine wine, and Charles Schultz.

Main attractions include Asia Mart, Fountain Grove, and the Charles M. Schultz Museum.
Guy #1: I wanna get some fine ass Chardonnay for my girlfriend
Guy #2: Let’s go to Napa
Guy #1: **slaps guy #2** GTFO, Napa is hella boring. We’re going to Santa Rosa

Sleek: I stabbed someone
Jeff: Then gtfo Santa Rosa. In the olden days we used clubs; they build character.
by Spikeshooter007 December 25, 2008
mugGet the Santa Rosamug.

Shit Santa

Someone who leaves a turd behind in a toilet, usually public. Usually, this "gift" is well wrapped with toilet paper and so large that the toilet cannot be flushed safely.

Like Santa Claus, Shit Santa is legendary and never seen. Unlike Santa Claus, Shit Santa operates 365 days a year, and no one looks forward to his visits.
Don't use that toilet, dude. Shit Santa left a real nasty one.
by Tuftskins April 30, 2009
mugGet the Shit Santamug.

L A Santa

12 years old tomorrow, wish him happy birthday, also likes Evan Martin and are physically, mentally and last but certainly not least, sexually attracted to one another. in other words he's gay AF
Person 1-Did u see L A SANTA
P{erson 2-Yeah, he was kissing Evan passionately
Person 1-Kinky
by Braithrussell March 31, 2019
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