Russell hustle

The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.

Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.

1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"

"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"

2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"

"About 3 Russell hustles"

"Fuck that's slow"

by Nathanmaddogsuperfly September 30, 2016

Russell Sage College

A school for the cultivation of wives for the students of RPI. Sometimes considered gold-diggers because they invariably marry the most attractive RPI Nerd they can find who has a bright future as a highly-paid engineer in front of them. The student body is slightly overweight but nonetheless highly attractive and much preferable to the female students of RPI who are extremely scarce and, when located, have RIBS.

Wow, Sarah is going to Russell Sage College? Luck girl, she'll marry an engineer!

by SagieGirl December 24, 2008

Russell Crowe

New Zealand actor who was born 6 blocks from my flat.

Gladiator, Romer Stomer, LA Confidential

by Brother Number One November 12, 2003

Russell Brand

The fantastical presenter of Big Brother's Big Mouth and Russell Brand's Got Issues.

Russell Brand's views on (insert topic here) are so extreme that Bob Geldof gave him six thumbs up.

by AndTheCrowdGoesWild September 17, 2008

Russell Brand

An English comedian and presenter with a quick, witty sense of humour and an original pirate/rock'n'roller-esque dress sense.

Russell brand is by far the coolest, funniest person on TV.

by Lucy June 11, 2006

Russell Westbrook

1. To not pass or give something, no matter what the situation.
2. To repeatedly miss, yet continuing to shoot.

3. NBA shooting guard who plays point guard (Scott Brooks doesn't know what the fuck he's doing) for the Thunder. He is known for forcing up shots and not passing the ball to his MVP teammate, Kevin Durant.

4. See brick

1.

Alex: Quick, a murderer is coming! Give me the gun!
RW: No.

Alex: Don't pull a Russell Westbrook on me!

2.

Carl: We lost our game today thanks to Frank.
Kevin: What happened?
Carl: He took 47 shots and missed all of them!

by Ric'shaun August 3, 2014

Russell Brand

The lucky bastard that married Katy Perry.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear that Katy Perry is now the wife of Russell Brand?

Guy 2: Yeah, I'd kill to be in his place- He gets to bang Katy Perry!

Guy 1: Me too!!

by JustinBieberSux July 6, 2011