The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.
Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.
Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.
1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"
"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"
2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"
"About 3 Russell hustles"
"Fuck that's slow"
"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"
2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"
"About 3 Russell hustles"
"Fuck that's slow"
by Nathanmaddogsuperfly September 29, 2016