Ruben Morgan

An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore

"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"

by SirCucksAlot February 5, 2018

Rubesoisie

A play on the word, Bourgeoisie, which refers to the Red States.

The New Yorker magazines satirical cover cartoon of Obama and his wife, "The cover says as much about the political influence of Manhattan as it does about the prejudice of the rubesoisie."

by Crowgirl August 7, 2008

ruempel

Short and hairy. Derived from "Ruempelstilzchen" from the fairy tale.

Dave: "Mate, you seen that little geezer?"
Steve: "what, the furry one?"
Dave: "yeah, He's a right ruempel!"

by Grammarian90 June 2, 2015

rubenon

A foolish way to call a mate.

My rubenon was very naughty.

by Oldie mc squirts July 19, 2016

Ruben

A awesome dude, who's better than Indy.

Ruben is better in Aion than Indy.

by Psycke November 14, 2016

Ruben

Genuinely the greatest guy out there. If you have him in your life, consider yourself one of luckiest people in the universe. He will always have your back and will help you through your troubles. Always has a word of wisdom to spare. Very, very sensitive but that only shows how much he cares for things/people. Has a huge heart of gold, we honestly don’t deserve him. If he was an animal it would be a puppy because both are equally cute. When he is not beating himself down because of his insecurities, he irradiates pure energy and good vibes and everybody’s mood just lights up. Fantastic music taste and great moves on the dance floor. He is the life of the party. Funny as hell, he loves a good joke. Smol bean but will fight you if you push his buttons, so just don’t do it. Worthy of much more than what has been given to him through is lifetime but the future is bright so he just has to hold tight.

Have you met Ruben?? He’s incredibly awesome

by DaisyDanvers September 7, 2018

rubetard

A pejorative term for Southerners; a cross between country bumpkin and mongoloid, utilizing the prefix rube and suffix tard. Best used when someone is being an ignorant and stupid Philistine.

Man 1: Spaghetti again? I'm so sick of Mexican food. Hispanics are terrible cooks and terrible people.
Man 2: Spaghetti isn't Mexican, you rubetard. Why do you always have to say something stupid and ignorant like a brain-dead mongoloid?

by Fellatio Mignon September 11, 2019