rooster

(verb) When you secretly do not want someone to come to your event, so you blow up their phone via text very early in the morning and send a same day invite. By texting them early in the morning, you hope they will be too irritated by you waking them up to bother going to your event

I thought Chuck and I were good friends but then he rooster'd me his birthday party invite

by Mind-Blasting Productions January 24, 2021

Flaccid Roosters

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

robert rooster

My home dog for life and we stroke shafts like a boos and pop caps in each others asses

Me and Robert Rooster celebrate Hump Day daily

by Tray Tray6688 January 29, 2014

sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.

Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.

by Hswan33 January 16, 2018

Tesla Roadster 2.0

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".

Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0

by ☭UCRCR☭ January 4, 2022

stole the rooster's pants

When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.

Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!

by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023

rooster

An uncircumsized penis. Originated from the observation that uncircumsized penis' have extra skin like the skin on a roosters neck.

Jimmy pulled his rooster out of Jordyns ass so quick he left her with a devastating pink sock.

by M Roberts April 28, 2007