ricers

kids who think they're hardasses circling the sonic parking lot a minimum of three times trying to find someone to "rice" in they're souped-up imports. basically, punks who drive like assholes trying to see how many people they can piss off @ once.

"dude, my 4-cylinder's lookin clean tonight! where we off to?"

"duh man, the sonic-ac moore lot, cause we are SUCH ricers..."

by MoHag April 15, 2006

Home Recker

Girl or Guy who likes to break couples up,like a girl/guy see's this guy/girl that she likes knowing that he's dating some one, she/he breaks them up and dates the guy/girl.

Ex.
Crystal: Josh can we talk?
Josh: About?
Crystal: Well I like you, and I know you like me, so what about us? I want to be your gf.

Ashley(answers josh's old cell): Hello? Who is this?
Ashley: Who is this? NO josh isnt here.We broke up.
Crystal: Awesome. Now i can date him. I knew it would work.
Ashley: YOUR SUCK A FUCKING HOME RECKER

by xx666xx May 20, 2008

Robert Rickert

stupid man-whore with a strap on dick.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.

old classmate: robert?

robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:

old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.

robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!

by jaszo July 19, 2009

ricer

someone who slaps a whole shitload of vinyl stickers on their car thinking it is fast and nice looking when in reality, its just a heap of shit.

that guy sunil's car looks nice with his new rims but with all those vinyl stickers, he is still a ricer.

by Fullah October 21, 2006

Racker

Someone who successfully collects difficult to find sports memorabilia like autographs or trading cards.

You are lucky you got Willie Mays' autograph! You are such a racker.

by dpost January 8, 2010

ricers

A term used to describe idiots, predominantly in North America, who take their cheap Japanese import cars, load them with body modifications, a new exhaust, and maybe an air filter, and then think they can win any street race because their car looks sleek.

Keep in mind, that no engine modification or any other type of performance enhancing modification is included in the ricing process.

I hate those stupid, stupid idiots who rice their little Honda Civics up and then think they can smoke anyone. They all stink and have poor math skills.

by I hate Ricers. May 3, 2003

ricers

Ricers are idiots who do up japanese econoboxes in an attempt to make them look and sound fast. They can be seen blasting around the streets in first and second gear mostly because they love everyone to look at them redlining their car (hopefully a young high school girl will see him and think he looks gangsta).

This does not mean people who drive hondas and leave them stock are ricers, and people who have actual fast japanese cars are also ricers but not in the rediculous sense that true rice is.

that ricer seems to have a highly polished tin can on the end of the exhaust system for some reason...

by eat rice August 3, 2003