Reserection

A priest's boner

I just confessed the details of my affair to the priest but it gave him a reserection.

by marymarystrawberry December 18, 2016

Reservation

When a woman "reservates" a man, by having oral contact at his crunch.
This forces the man psychological to be intrested in a relationship with the woman an he won't feel atracted by other women.

Girl1: "Yesterday I resevered this boy at the party, he immediately fell in love with me."
Girl2: "That's what I call a good reservation!"

by PhoetNr.1 April 17, 2017

Reserve outfit

An outfit(s) outside of the normal same 5 shirts you generally wear because you haven’t done your laundry.

Usually consisting of 5 different shirts and the same 2 pairs of jeans.

Could also mean an outfit for an occasion such as “fuck me jeans” for a date.

Clay: “Damn, Jess. must be going through some shit. I saw her sporting her reserve outfit.”

by Whitechocolatem December 26, 2017

ResErection

Synonym to "Angel Lust", The ResErection is a better term for when a dead man gets a boner after a traumatic death.

"Dude, I heard Dave's ResErection was massive after he got shot."

by x0x0g0ssipgirl January 1, 2018

Reservoir Dog

A chick with a snatch full of cum

I was about to go down on this chick I picked up at the pub but one look at her snatch and I could see she was a reservoir dog.

by Twofer2 June 7, 2018

Reservate

No longer want

I reserved these seats but now i reservate

by Shaymoosey July 27, 2019

reservegas

Casino on the reservation.

Hey there...ton---to..! Let's go into town to the bar. Maybe I can find a white man to trade me for some cash from my babies pampers . We'll go hit reservegas. Iilene said if we put in a few bucks look like we playing...she would put on her new coors light casino jacket and serve us beers . She got her new teeth too!

by Tothoffalot August 2, 2020