reservegas 

Casino on the reservation.

Hey there...ton---to..! Let's go into town to the bar. Maybe I can find a white man to trade me for some cash from my babies pampers . We'll go hit reservegas. Iilene said if we put in a few bucks look like we playing...she would put on her new coors light casino jacket and serve us beers . She got her new teeth too!

reservegas by Tothoffalot August 2, 2020

Couch Reserves 

The money, or spare that you know has fallen in, and is in the couch that you leave there until one day when you're totally broke you dig through the couch, thus "cashing out" your couch reserves.

Person one: I can't go tonight i'm totally broke...
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?

Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...

Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!

Couch Reserves by thegranitehills May 2, 2010

Shatnerian Reserves

Over dramatic comeback by a hero who seems defeated.
Tending to speak in short, clipped phrases.

He's calling on all his Shatnerian Reserves; "Must....go on. Can't... give up, Earth's only hope!"
Or simply "KAAAAAAAHHNNNN!"

Shatnerian Reserves by The_Grimm_One September 28, 2011

army reserves

The worlds finest fighting force, Navy Seals want to be them, Marines Praise them, And Army Rangers look upon with jealously and pure unadulterated envy. When called into the line of duty expect a thirty of pabst and a war cry like no other!

You hear russia was taken over in 5 seconds?
How?!
They sent in the army reserves
Obviously, i shouldve known.. no one else is capable of that

army reserves by PinchableDirt May 4, 2014

Calling in the reserves 

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

Calling in the reserves by Biafra J July 11, 2004

bank reserves 

(FINANCE) an amount of precious metals, silver, cash, or other thing of value that a bank keeps in storage to meet unexpected liabilities.

Banks generally accept deposits and lend out money. The deference between the rate of interest paid out to deposits, and the rate of interest required for loans, is called "the spread"; it is the bank's source of income.

Banks are not allowed to lend out 100% of the money they receive as deposits; if they did, then depositors would be unable to take money out of the bank. On the other hand, the bank has to lend most of the money out, since it needs the income earned from interest on loans. Throughout the history of the Usonian banking system, the US states or the federal government have had rules about interest rates, reserves, and financial accounting used by banks.

Since Aldrich-Vreeland Act (1908), banks have been allowed to hold deposits with the US Treasury, then (after 1913) with the Federal Reserve System. Deposits in the FRS do not earn interest, but the reserve banks permit member banks to borrow if they fall short of the reserve requirements (see federal funds rate)

Bank reserves serve two purposes: they allow banks to pay depositors on demand, and they play a role in monetary policy.

bank reserves by Abu Yahya September 4, 2010

ample reserves 

bitch ass bullshit

Holy shit why are half the questions about ample reserves on this stupid fucking economics test

ample reserves by hahahahahahahahahahahahahh1236 March 11, 2025