One who thinks they agree with Republican ideals and are reasonably conservative, but realize they'd be considered a Liberal Democrat, or a moderate at least, anywhere else outside of MA, particularly the Greater Boston area.
Girl, seeing liberals on campus running around naked and hugging trees: "I think I'm a Republican."
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"
Boy: "Nah"
Girl, after watching the RNC and speaking with red-state relatives: "Nevermind"
Boy: "Yah, you're totally a Massachusetts Republican. Want to get naked?"
by ek2035 October 23, 2008
Get the Massachusetts Republican mug.The American political party that protects the interests of the very wealthy and corporations by lowering their tax and regulatory burden, and making it easier for businesses to get cheap labor and cheap natural resources both at home and abroad.
Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Since the natural constituency for this agenda is very small, the party panders to religious zealots, racists, and the marginally retarded. Fortunately for the Republicans, the issues that activate this base usually cost nothing and have almost no overlap with their actual economic agenda.
Among wealthy: We need a Republican congress to get rid of that dreadful inheritance tax.
Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
Among stupid: It was the Republicans what said we gonna git a flag burning amendment.
by Mike Oxhard August 15, 2006
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Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
Boss, are you sure?!?
Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!
by MasterKof January 13, 2022
Get the republican special mug.Joe was sofrustrated with Janice being so indecisive and slow, that he said "Janice, don't be so Republican!".
by godynov December 30, 2010
Get the don't be so Republican mug.(1) One who does not understand the concept of kindness, generocity, and compassion.
(2) One who believes that people in other countries are worthless, and may be used as pawns for any use deemed by fellow Republicans.
(3) One who constitutes "terrorism" as something only done by others, not themselves.
(4) One who enforces racism, inequality, a false entirely subjective God, and murder.
(5) One who is privileged enough to have inherited a lum of cash from their parents, that they need not worry about very real, very urgent social and monetary problems of others.
(2) One who believes that people in other countries are worthless, and may be used as pawns for any use deemed by fellow Republicans.
(3) One who constitutes "terrorism" as something only done by others, not themselves.
(4) One who enforces racism, inequality, a false entirely subjective God, and murder.
(5) One who is privileged enough to have inherited a lum of cash from their parents, that they need not worry about very real, very urgent social and monetary problems of others.
Thanks to Republicans little Johnny, your mother and father are being sent off to fight a non-threatening war so that our President can have more money, while we can't afford to buy new shoes even though they're too small.
by Peace August 15, 2006
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Get the Republican Party mug.1. Ignorant people, who like sending other people's kids to be shot to pieces so their shares in oil-companies will give them a comfortable retirement, in the few years before they burn in hell for eternity.
2. Those who's children should be drafted.
2. Those who's children should be drafted.
Republicans say the poor and the disabled only cost them money, so they want to have them killed in the line of 'patriotic duty', instead of their own whoring, drunk, trustfund offspring.
by Vincent Vega Sr September 3, 2005
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