I respect your feelings

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give
I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human
I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap

I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

Park Reject

The name for an autistic boy living on the third floor of an apartment complex who eats mayonnaise sandwiches and has no friends. Typically has a very large head and gets bullied by his peers. Additionally, this boy is a virgin and gets spanked by his mommy if he misbehaves.

That kid is such a park reject! What a fucking loser!

by Dookiepoopy November 11, 2021

clown factory reject

the ultimate insult...basically telling someone they are so dumb, that they have been rejected by a clown factory...i mean come on! who gets rejected by a clown factory???!!!

you stupid clown factory reject

your not cool, therefore you are a clown factory reject

by therealchaka April 19, 2011

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

by please enter your username February 16, 2021

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

by amogus happy meal(3am)(Scary) August 28, 2021

rejected

1. What happens to most guys who ask out the attractive girl in the class/office/bar/neighborhood/etc.

2. A term in basketball meaning you're shot got slapped out of the air by the defender.

1. Bob decided to ask Sue out on a date and she promptly rejected him.

2. Steve Nash drove towards the basket and shot a jumper only to have Shaq reject it into the third row.

by Priesty June 21, 2007

Press F to pay respect

It is a (semi-funny) response, seen a lot on social media like reddit, for example for someone with no chance of surviving a gaming battle due to enemy superior force , originally from 2014 first-person shooter Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Quoting know your meme :

"Press F (X) to Pay Respects is an action prompt featured in a quick time event from the 2014 first-person shooter Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Upon the release of the game in November 2014, many players of the game mocked the funeral cutscene for its forced element of interactivity that seemed out-of-place at a memorial service."

F
"Press F to pay respect"
"Press F (X) to pay respect"

by MoFazul September 21, 2017