by FlashlightMemelord March 22, 2018
Get the religionism mug.An excuse for willfully ignorant and stupid bigots to justify their intolerance and hate against people who are different than them (race, creed, gender, sexuality etc...)
Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Don’t let those assholes discourage you from believing in god since most religious people are good people.
Gay couple: Why did you vandalize our house?
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
Bible thumper: GOD HATES FAGS!!! THE BIBLE SAYS ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE AN INSULT TO MY RELIGION!!!
Gay couple: But we didn’t choose to be gay, it's not our fault.
Bible thumper: That’s not true, there are camps where you can pray the gay away. I’ve been there twice and I got cured.
Gay couple: Are you sure you’re cured?
Bible thumper: (covers ears) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH JESUS LOVES ME BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!
by A WHITE GUY January 27, 2019
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White Guy: ching chong your religion is wrong
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White Guy: ching chong your religion is wrong
Asian guy *Beats white guy up*
by Sea Dragon December 2, 2018
Get the ching chong your religion is wrong mug.1. Person A: Scientists have come to the conclusion that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.
2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
Person B: Lies, it says on the bible that God made the Earth 5,000 years ago.
Person A: Yeah, he also sent his zombie son (who happens to be his own father) to tell you to bow down, drink his blood and eat his flesh, or else you'll burn for the rest of eternity. You religious nut.
2. Tom Cruise and John Travolta are religious scientologists.
by Calatrafa November 5, 2009
Get the Religious mug.The extremely ironic name for the shit-brained fascists who are fighting for control of America, and who put the Bush junta in power.
by Pace June 4, 2004
Get the religious right mug.1: A person who can look at organized religion on the whole and see it is detrimental to the progress of mankind.
2: Someone who believes that religion or the belief in a higher power drives some people to terrible things, and while not all people will go to the same extremes the small amount of comfort given by religion is not worth the pain created by it.
3: A person who bases their life and ideas on fact.
2: Someone who believes that religion or the belief in a higher power drives some people to terrible things, and while not all people will go to the same extremes the small amount of comfort given by religion is not worth the pain created by it.
3: A person who bases their life and ideas on fact.
by Killertikisurferdude August 22, 2011
Get the Anti-Religionist mug.People who existed back in Biblical times, too. Only back then, they were called Pharisees, whom Jesus scorned as what they were: spotless hypocrites who flaunted their supposed virtue.
by Da Jezus April 24, 2005
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