Relaxful

A better word for "relaxing" because it emphasizes the fullness of the feeling of relaxation.

My vacation was so relaxful, I could've stayed in Hawaii all year long!

by thedifinerofdefinitions January 12, 2015

Un-relaxed Anus Syndrome

Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.

sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.

by kelly182 June 9, 2010

RSD (Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy)

The most painful disease known to man. According to the McGill Pain Scale, RSD also known as CRPS, ranks higher than childbirth and cancer in pain. Nicknamed the "suicide disease", it is a progressive disorder that develops most often after surgery or a simple injury such as a broken bone. The sympathetic nervous system freaks out, and the limb does not heal correctly. The person is left with debilitating burning pain. The disease can spread to other limbs, and to the internal organs once central sensitization occurs. All body systems are affected including bones, skin, blood vessels, etc.

Little is being done in terms of finding a cure or better treatment. Current treatment options suck and include Stellate Ganglion Blocks, Lumbar Sympathetic Blocks, epidurals, Ketamine infusions, Neurostimulation, Intrathecal Pumps, Calmare Therapy, & Lots of Medication.

Most people describe this condition as 'Hell" as you slowly lose function, independence, and live in very severe pain 24/7.

RSD (Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy) is the most painful disease known to man!

by InfoBot2015 January 23, 2015

release the cracken

(referring to the monster in Clash of the Titans) used when a boy, misbehaving sexually, pulls out his hard penis.

she's so hot, i want to Release the Cracken.

by uncle j January 15, 2008

cellular reflex

The instant reaction to produce a cell phone to check messages or calls, even when we know that we've not received any (or checking for cell reception in the event of not receiving calls or texts). Usually occurs when we see others texting or talking on theirs. Largely generated by insecurity. Not to be confused with the biological phenomenon.

Guy 1 receives a text.
Guy 2 immediately checks his phone
Guy 1 - "Man, put that damn phone away! No-one is calling or texting you - you've got a bad case of cellular reflex."

by innesa September 3, 2010

day release

when you get a day to go outside of prison or hospital to 'enjoy' the outside world

alan: i thought u were locked up
bob: no mate im on day release, fancy a beer

by josey jump February 28, 2008

Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006