Regret

Regret (verb): to engage in consensual sexual behavior only to later slander and sue the other party out of embarrassment and/or the opportunity to profit.

Scottie Nell Hughes regretted former lover Charles Payne after her trainwreck-of-a-face ended her career and she tried to board the Fox News sexual assault train.

by Kralovrazda September 19, 2017

lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer

Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret

by Painy July 25, 2016

Daim Bar Regret

You buy and eat this delicious confectionery, only to find that you will not be able to remove it from your teeth completely for the next two weeks unless you seek specialist help.

"Oh no, I have Daim Bar regret"

by Blankhandle1 November 5, 2022

gram regrets

That feeling of regret when you post an instagram and it does not get a lot of likes

" Suz, I have major gram regrets. Should I delete the photo?"

by Mary Bee September 22, 2016

mid sex regret

(heterosexual) a woman’s version of post nut clarity where she zones out mid intercourse and wonders why she’s having sex with that man.

“yeah, i got mid sex regret with him bro, idk”

by bebedaboobee September 25, 2025

Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career

Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.

by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023

edit regret

When you Instagram a picture but later regret the way you edited it, desperately wishing you could have chosen XX Pro over Valencia or cropped out

I'm so mad guys I sooooo should've insta'd that pic with a filter I have so much edit regret right now.

Oh my God, I wish I would've cropped out the bra on the counter in my mirror selfie. #EditRegret

by firebolt14 March 3, 2016