redder than the devils dick

Redder than the devils dick refers to the ultimate form of being stoned. To where your eyes turn so red the devil gets jealous of the shade of red on your eyes

Yo I bro are you stoned?
How'd ya tell?
Your eyes are redder than the devils dick!

by ku klux klown leader June 22, 2020

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off roader

males that explore eachothers ass, buttsex.

look at those off roaders, i bet they pound butt twentyfour seven

by Poje August 23, 2009

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Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

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grim reaper

The greatest job in the universe. He makes a living by walking around in a black hooded cloak carrying a large sythe and killing people.

I'm going to kill my highschool counceler for telling me i should go into technology. i want to be the freaking grim reaper

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 7, 2004

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Grim Reaper Reach Around

The act of simultaneously choking, masturbating and penetrating (vaginally, or anally) one's sexual partner from behind.

Read reach around and autoerotic asphyxiation

1. Jane thought that it was time to take his relationship with Dick to the next level. So, that night, she brought out a strap on, and give Dick the Grim Reaper Reach Around.

2. Dick: "Oh man. Does my ass hurt"
Dick's Friend: "At least you got the Grim Reaper Reach Around for your trouble"

by Angry Canadian January 23, 2009

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