Rancho Cordova

Nicknamed "The Cho," Rancho Cordova is a suburb located East of Sacramento. Known for white trash meth users strolling down Folsom Blvd. on a 10-Speed bikes and ghetto ass people scattered everywhere drinking 40's all day, this town was a thriving economic mecca before the closure of Mather Air Force Base.

Also, The Cho serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities.

I aint from Rancho Cordova, I'm from THE CHO.

by Sucka Mutha April 5, 2010

Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

by Treble June 16, 2003

Texas Ranch Hand

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to slap a woman across the jaw.

"Shawn just gooed in his hand and gave me a Texas Ranch Hand!"

by Doucherocket Witcher December 20, 2008

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A term meaning: 1)two events simultaneously happening in two different locations.2)while that was going on there, this was going on here at the same time.

Jay was out buying Jenna flowers but meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jenna was sleeping with Jays bestfriend.

by anonymous May 4, 2004

Ranch crotch

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

by JonathanUllberg October 30, 2007

Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon

(Warning: Attempt at your own risk) When you eat nothing but 6 month expired food for 3 weeks straight, then after the three weeks you eat a box of prescription strength laxatives. While waiting for the laxatives to take effect you tie up the recipient of the DNRT to a chair with their mouth forced open. When the laxatives begin to work position your chocolate starfish directly over their face and then spray as hard as humanly possible.

Chris: You look horrible, what happened?
Nick: I've eaten nothing but expired food for the last three weeks and last night I DNRT'd Vikki.
Chris: Oh my God, is she still alive?
Nick: I don't know, after I finished I ran out of their and forgot to untie her.
Chris: I'm never going to Dirty Nasty Rancid Typhoon anyone, that's disgusting...

by Chocolatenix October 24, 2011

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

by mug3nx April 27, 2009