Ripped'er Scale

A scale used to measure the power of a fart.

That foot-long dog with baked beans on it caused my boy to let one loose that measured a 4.5 on the Ripped'er Scale.

by JJ Sr. October 16, 2009

ripped my chain

To rip one's chain is to either steal an idea or generally give someone the bum end of a deal. It commonly happens on the streets in rough neighborhoods.

(girl): Come on give me more money! You only gave me 40 dollars and I need more!

(big dude): Bitch you already RIPPED MY CHAIN! *dumps Jack In The Box milkshake on girl*

by jameskisau December 18, 2011

ripped off

When one is at the worse end of the deal. See rip off

The three hundred dollar watch he sold me didn't work, and it wasn't even real gold! I so got ripped off!

The meal we bought at the restaurant was plastic. We got ripped off.

by Dudette June 10, 2005

ripped one

Farted

After that Taco Bell burrito I ripped one in the car and stained my underwear.

by Twinpeaks November 1, 2013

Ripped Some Axe

Along the Lines of "Ripped Some Ass", The action of spraying axe body spray on yourself. In most situations, this phrase is said in question form.

"Oh my god, what's that smell!? Who just ripped some axe?"

"Sorry bro, My bad".

by JCongo February 25, 2010

ripped ass

Farting very loudly

I ripped ass in class and got everyone crackin up.

by nobody else here April 17, 2017

ripped gooch

When the place between your genitals and your bum hole rips.

Susanne ripped her gooch to ribbons when she squirted out her first born baby.
Ian ripped his gooch when taking the biggest black cock in Swindon. Good effort Ian - but remember to always stretch first!
When you try and hop over a fence and rip your gooch instead.

Ripped gooch!

by Jack238 December 11, 2013