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rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.
"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."
by ArdiWD August 19, 2003
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Restoration Hardware

A set of Retail Stores and Venues....Actually a style of brand new furnishings and decor that do their best to emulate anything but what they actually are - contemporary products.

A style of decor that has an already broke-in look at the bare minimum -

It must fulfilling the desire to bring back all those items abused and thrown carelessly away in the past. A syndrome of societal guilt to pretend we never abandon our used.

I sincerely hope that we learn our lessons and archive and store instead of burn and trash.
None of these things are actually antiques, or from the places their style is named after:

Tuscan, Mediterranean, Vintage, French, World, Bulgarian, Rustic, Verdi, Shabby Chic, Victorian, Retro, Primitive, Restoration Hardware
by Ljeanbeans January 24, 2011
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rectom

a thing up your ass that makes shit stink
tom:sally your shit stinks whats wrong with your rectom??
sally: wtf??
by fragery May 21, 2006
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restoritive justice

a dumb thing you got to do for school. it is best to just zone out while you are being taught this unless you think you might go to jail when you become a big boy
I had to do stupid restoritive justice for a poster
by Hwane The Rock March 19, 2019
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Reston pancake

When you only have 24 hours with your boyfriend and haven't seen each other in months, he flips you over repeatedly while fucking you to maximize positions
I want him to make me a Reston pancake.
by Lady FatKid July 27, 2019
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restore law and order

Chinese governmemt code phrase for "murder citizens".
In a recent public meetng regarding the freedom fighters in Hong Kong. China's leaders used the phrase "restore law and order" at least 100 times. Everyone in Hong Kong knows exactly what this means.
by TheFleeceMan September 2, 2019
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reddit restorers

The Reddit Restorers are a group of intelligent persons who take time out of their day to downvote sh*tposts on Reddit to help bring it back to it's roots. Shortened version is RR.

Post well, receive well. Post bad, get downvoted to oblivion.
As a member of the RR (Reddit Restorers) I am downvoting pun threads on Reddit as they don't add anything to the conversation and are quite Frankly a real pain in the a$$ to deal with.
by Scholar-n-Gentleman October 16, 2014
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