Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.

I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.

by ccunit December 16, 2021

Quarantcleaning

noun/verb

Also
Quarantclean - noun/verb

the action of making something virally clean, especially the inside of a house during a pandemic.

Mom “The World Health Organization says to wash your hands regularly and thoroughly and self isolate to mitigate viral spread.”
Son “But, it’s St. Paddy’s Day, the guys are all going on a bender Downtown!
Mom “If you do go out, instead of helping me quarantclean the house and Nanna dies from the virus, you will be disowned. Lucy will get the house and Jocey will get the 41k”
Son “Fer fak sake... Jeeze, Mom! It is no different than the common cold. I ain’t quarantcleaning nothing!

by JonnyRock68 March 15, 2020

quarantainment

The ridiculous things you do to entertain yourself during a quarantine.

Knitting my family a set of personalized surgical facemasks is my favorite form of quarantainment.

by AmadeuS469 March 21, 2020

quarancock

When you have potential exposure to an infectious virus and you go into 14 day quarantine where all you do is sit and home and rub the skin off your cock

Bro it's been 10 days and I have the worst case of quarancock! Can you pick me up some vaseline and leave it on my door step?

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

Quaranteenager

Descriptive Noun: A teenager exhibiting signs of stress due to extended isolation due to a quarantine.

After 10 days of 'shelter-in-place' and social distancing, my daughter's cumulative angst has turned her into a very grumpy quaranteenager.

by JoeRock March 29, 2020

quarantedium

Boredom brought on by spending too long in Covid-19 self-isolation.

The initial excitement & novelty of self-isolation eventually led into soul-crushing quarantedium.

by Sir Garence March 30, 2020

QuaranBing

A jianbing that has been procured via alternate methods and under difficult circumstances during this 'special time'.

"My GrubHub delivery guy came so fast, my quaranbing was still warm when it arrived at my doorstep!"

"My craving for jianbing was so intense, I bought a DIY kit and managed to make my own quaranbing at home!"

by UnTourFoodtours April 23, 2020