Porcelain Elevator

The act of having a turd so long you have to stand up to actually shit the entire thing out.

Friend: Dude where have you been?

Victim: I just had a porcelain elevator.

Friend: A what?

Victim: I dont want to talk about it... by the way, you're out of toilet paper...

by MirrorsGrin May 3, 2012

Porcelain Growler

A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.

I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.

by Asher327 January 7, 2015

porcelain butterfly

What is the anorexia nervosa, pro- anorexia and pro-ana's slang The meaning of Butterflies' world Anorexia nervosa- an eating disorder characterized by irrational fear of putting on weight. Usually involves an excessive weight- loss.
Porcelain Butterflies- group of girls who join the Internet forums or lead blogs connected with Anorexia disease. They promote Anorexia or Bulimia as a life- style. - Being thin is more important than being healthy Pro- ana's ways of support Next to the skinny problem, media creates a new canon of beauty.

Ana is tall, tanned and slim with long legs and slender body. She is such a porcelain butterfly!

by porcelainarmor April 14, 2017

Porcelain Polio

When you defecate on the toilet for so long that your legs go numb and you can’t walk.

I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.

by Yhtomit Noswad November 20, 2017

Porcelain Cinnamon

Porcelain cinnamon is what's left on the back of the toilet bowl when a lad in front of you wipes his bum when he finishes pooping. It's a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and butt hair. The position one must get in to wipe adequately often lends itself to quite a bit of the sediment left behind on the seat. One must always be wary of the porcelain cinnamon prior to sitting down on the bowl themselves.

The lad in front of me left quite a bit of porcelain cinnamon behind, so I'm going to need to clean off this toilet seat before I sit down.

by MeatSweats69 December 11, 2019

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.

Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!

by Little g money October 20, 2021