meat puppet

A person that is totaly devoid of brain material; a complete idiot

That´s the third time now that Brian fails to the final exam; this guy is a real meat puppet!

by Zorglub May 20, 2005

puppetmaster

A person who is in control of one's self and indirectly controls the outcome of a situation despite being attacked verbally or physically by another.

Coined by trainer Frank Matrisciano when teaching pro athletes and other stars undergoing mental and physical training

Dude, I thought Griffin was going to beat the s!@#% out of that guy that flipped him but somehow he held off. What a puppetmaster!

As used by ESPN commentator Luke Winn when discussing OU basketball player Blake Griffin's role after being flipped, elbowed, hit, and bloodied but maintaining composure without retaliation. Thus, instead of being the "puppet" he was the "puppet master" over his rivals.

by gstaad3 March 30, 2009

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

ass puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth

by n6ko January 20, 2003

puppet

puppet / puppet government

- A person, organization, or government that is highly influenced by and acts on behalf of another party. The puppet will often do as the other party says without too much resistance and may be seen as afraid to think or act independently, sometimes in fear of possible punishment by the puppet master.

1. Northern Cyprus is run as a puppet state of Turkey.

2. A puppet government has been installed in many countries by the CIA.

3. The US government orchestrated the overthrow of the elected government in Ukraine and imposed a US puppet in Kiev.

by AgeOfJefferson September 19, 2014

puppetry of the penis

When a male forms his genitals into other things. i.e. The fruitbowl, or the Eiffel Tower

The hamburger is some crazy puppetry of the penis!

see www.genitalorigami.com

by Dane April 9, 2004

Australian Puppeteer

The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.

Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.

"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"

"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"

"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"

by The Puppeteer October 4, 2007