Mutton puncher

Sheep herder/rancher/shepherd

"In Luke 2, you'll notice the Angel visited a bunch of third-shift mutton punchers."

-My father

by Russellsroughneck January 24, 2024

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billy puncher

a very stoned dero

look at that billy puncher

by briannabiz December 14, 2023

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pike puncher

The act of putting a a small boxing glove on your dick before sexual activity

Fred was going to pike puncher sally

by Pikepuncher September 26, 2023

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puncher

A person who punches cards

Person 1 “ay u know punchmade dev punches cards?”
Person 2 “ ye he a puncher fr”

by mskdmn September 30, 2023

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Cunt Puncher

The glans of the wang while looking quite turgid resembling a pugilists gloved fist.

Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

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The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022

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