rug puncher

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016
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Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 08, 2018
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Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.
He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!
by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016
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apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.
"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"
by worlds best apple puncher October 17, 2015
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billy puncher

a very stoned dero
look at that billy puncher
by briannabiz December 14, 2023
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fulking puncher man

captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see
omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing
by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022
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pike puncher

The act of putting a a small boxing glove on your dick before sexual activity
Fred was going to pike puncher sally
by Pikepuncher September 26, 2023
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