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Protest

When a society reaches a certain point in economic wealth and status where its citizens have nothing better to do then disapprove or object something not of there own business.
Susie across the road apparently has her lawn mowed at 1.5 inches instead of 1.7 inches. CARL GATHER THE NEIGHBOURS AND MAKE SIGHNS THAT DONT MAKE ANY SENSE, WE MUST PROTEST! (This is not meant to offend anyone just my humble opinion).
by YeeterMeatBeater October 9, 2018
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wet protest

An organized protest in which participants piss their pants. Often used as an extreme tactic to garner attention or recognition.
'Pee Your Pants for the Brewers' is a related concept to the wet protest.
by Varya March 9, 2009
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professor

Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.

While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.

The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.

Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.
by Mr. Leung January 5, 2009
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Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.
John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.
by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009
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erector protector

A method originally developed by Sizzle, in which a pillow is used to hide an erection, during a movie or at another unacceptable time.
Woah, that's hot, I better get out my erector protector.
by T-DUBB 1991 October 25, 2007
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cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.
"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"
by monkeybatter December 3, 2007
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professor

Usually an arrogant person who hates America
Joe: Hey Professor I have a question for you.

Professor: ok

Joe: Are you a communist or a socialist?
by hayden29 May 15, 2011
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