Protein Shot

Equal parts protein powder and milk

I gotta get pumped with a protein shot

by Protein shot October 15, 2020

protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.

Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.

by phoreversurf February 11, 2018

Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

spill your protein powder

To ejaculate

Don't "spill your protein powder" on my bed.

by AJJJDJJJAJJJMJJJ March 7, 2017

protein schlop

A bunch of protein-filled food items mushed together on one dish.

"Wow man, thats just straight protein schlop in your bowl!"

by dashthebeast February 21, 2024

Protein pearl

Meaty hair follicle.

Save this protein pearl as a souvenir

by Grim6891 April 16, 2023

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025