Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

prison

The most successful trade school in America.

I learned how ro boost cars in prison

by Zipbip January 18, 2016

Prison

A place where people who "didn't do it" discover what they are willing to do when devoid of female contact.

When is it my turn to use the hole in the wall of the prison?

by krazykorean69 January 4, 2010

Prison

The only place in America where buttrape is legal.

I heard an AB buttraped his prison bitch last night, the guards acted like they saw nothing.

by potato_in_my_anus August 20, 2013

prison

the only rent free,tax free and free food shelter in the world

Im tired of paying taxes i think i will go to prison and get tattoos and watch football instead.

by Donkster June 14, 2008

prison

A taxpayer funded college for criminals.

Prison is supposed to punish criminals, but instead it groups them with their own kind and gives them an ideal place where they can all teach each other to be bigger and better criminals.

by NewClear June 9, 2013

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006