Promise

A real bad bitch. Doesn’t take no for an answer, always running her mouth but can back her shit up. Don’t test her because she is not to be tried, epitome of stubborn. Attitude off the charts. Real pretty

Damn this bitch Promise so moody.

by Jarjarbinx21 December 18, 2019

false promise of pudding

when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!

yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!

by abdoolio February 1, 2008

plastic promise

A promise that is never planned to be kept.

Her plastic promise made me feel terrible.

by EpicMC February 3, 2017

promiseland of ashtrays

when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.

"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"

by dextromethorphan moments December 2, 2009

politician's promise

Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.

BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!

by rockymntnoysters January 20, 2009

Promise Ring

A ring a girl gets that signifies that she wont be a slut/whore/hoe

Girl:Hey do you have a promise ring?
Girl2:noo....I get some

by realdeal12344 March 18, 2010

Moroccan Promise

Not a promise at all. Moroccans think it's okay to make promises, and not a big deal to not follow up on them.

''He told me this carpet is genuine Berber, but it's made in China. Moroccan promise...''

Vendor: ''My friend, I give you this free of charge''
Me: "Thanks"
Vendor: "That will be 1,000 dirhams"
Me: "Moroccan promise...."

by George11111 June 11, 2013