probosci

Extremely sensitive nasal cavities, usually only found on a monk. Sadly the owners of these accessories are bound by law to make coffee every morning for their colleagues, and moan all the while about their fate.

"Can you open the door- several Monks are coming over, and bringing their probosci"

by djing September 2, 2008

Probobobably

A blanket term for anything likely - it probobobably could be used to answer anything. May be shortened to 'probobob' if shouted across a large room.

"It's probobobably nothing life-threatening, but I just wanted to check."

"How much do you think the repairs will be?"
"Probobobably around £1200."

by probo-Bob November 8, 2007

Profound

If he's so profound then why doesn't he have a girlfriend?

Hym *Groans* "Sound like somebody has been talking to our mother..."

Iam "Yeah... That sounds familiar..."

Hym "Bastards... Bloody bastards. Each and every one of them... God I hate this reality..."

Iam *Sigh* "This... Uh... This is a little unsettling..."

Hym "Hmm...She wouldn't know 'Profound' if it clawed it's way out of her vag... Oh wait! It already happened!"

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

Broad and profound

Describes the penis being huge and long, after the erection there is a very large, deep, ejaculation that is very deep, indicating that the penis is very long.

My penis is very Broad and profound.

by Minecraft1238 January 26, 2019

probosculate

nasally ejaculate; sneeze

You do seem to probosculate often.

I have a cold...

by destructo liver December 9, 2008

probot

A project put together involving some of Daves favoured artists, him coming up with the fantastic idea that they should all play together and create an awesome sounding album. Unfortunatley the final result sounds, well shit. Theres no real sense of direction, and most of the songs just sound like the crazed jammings of a bunched of rocked out herroin addicts, oh wait....

shit dude! did you hear that whale being tortured, oh no wait, its probot.

by wee diddy May 13, 2005

prohole

(derogatory) a professional level asshole. these individuals are possibly narcissistic. they frequently exhibit little to no culpability for their choices and behaviors. they may even be proud of the detrimental accomplishments. they are apparently clueless in many spaces, even after being explicitly informed of their erroneous ways.

spend as little time as possible around these individuals. exposure can be energetically hazardous.

Can you believe that prohole thought watching porn in a shared space at work was a thing to do!?!

by Still Slurpinin December 3, 2020