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Programming Dysphoria

An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.

Also known as: Code Dysphoria.
Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."

Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"
by 48219401243 November 22, 2018
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
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welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.
tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
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third party programs

"third party program" is a word for hacking in a computergame
i used third party programs in a game
by byMaestro March 8, 2017
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Stoner Program

A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!
"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"
by Sefblau May 1, 2016
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Gold Star Program

It's sex for good grades; Teacher and student
Mr.Levi Can I sign up for the Gold Star Program?

Oh Stacy... Sure
by BigPapi57105 May 10, 2016
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YouTube Partnership Program

The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.

There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.

But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.
Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."
by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018
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