The Portland Curse

When your team drops 4 games in a row to lose the series up 2-0. The day the Black Parade died.

Wow how did you guys sell? The Portland Curse.

by ChopOwl18 May 2, 2025

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Portland three way

A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.

I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.

by Owengay69 October 2, 2022

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Portland push-up

The act of having intercourse with another man, usually while both are assuming the vertical position.

Dave: Yo, you're never gonna guess what I saw down by the boardwalk!

Sam: Was it two homeless dudes doing the Portland push-up?

by Snaze4Daze April 28, 2025

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Portland dwellers

A fenthead or drug user most commonly found in Old Town Portland

“Portland dwellers stole my fucking dog and listed it on graigslist”

by Big ol dog March 22, 2024

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Portland Steamboat

Inserting a candle (steamboat) into the anus and having vaginal sex, hence the "chugging".

Me and Jane did a Portland Steamboat last night, it was awesome.

Oh.

by Carl the Demi-God Wheezer November 2, 2025

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Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.

"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.

by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

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