portland nosejob

to inject black tar heroin into one's penis tip

"hey, did you hear that juan and carlos were giving eachother portland nosejobs?"

by fleshydevice August 29, 2025

The Portland Curse

When your team drops 4 games in a row to lose the series up 2-0. The day the Black Parade died.

Wow how did you guys sell? The Portland Curse.

by ChopOwl18 May 2, 2025

Portland three way

A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.

I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.

by Owengay69 October 2, 2022

Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.

Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.

by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021

portland tumbleweed

An unsecured tent of a homeless individual in Portland, Oregon, that has started to tumble across the road due to a mild gust of wind. Typically, the owner of the portland tumbleweed is too high on one or more of the many decriminalized drugs to be able to catch up and retrieve their property.

Hey Debra, let the boss know I'll be late for work. A portland tumbleweed blowing across the 5 has caused a pretty bad backup.

by Top 1% racist award. March 7, 2025

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.

I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.

by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014