Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
by NeoNeologist February 01, 2024
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Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.
by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023
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Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.
I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.
by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014
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Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
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The Portland Curse

When your team drops 4 games in a row to lose the series up 2-0. The day the Black Parade died.
Wow how did you guys sell? The Portland Curse.
by ChopOwl18 May 02, 2025
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Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about
Where the hell is Portland Texas
by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023
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Keep Portland Weird

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 26, 2020
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