Hot Poon

The act of drying your vagina with a blow dryer because you have run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus pandemic.

Hey Rochelle. What are you doing with that blow dryer?

I’m hot pooning! Damn coronavirus!

by Hot Poon March 12, 2020

magic poon

Vagina in which a man cums in under 5 seconds

Dat bitch has a magic poon!

by Bdb2019 January 18, 2019

poone fro

female pubic hair that is so long that it fro's out when the panties are removed.

That girl had a crazy poone fro. You gotta shave that shit!

by oobekkioo August 7, 2007

Maroon Poon

The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.

"Omg Neto totally maroon pooned Mrs. Big BootyHoe."

by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015

Dune Poon

Arab pussy.

I hit that dune poon like it was an oasis in the Sahara.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters November 1, 2003

poon pub

A really large gaping vagina, especially on a really fat woman

"Thats the same thing shroder said about your poon pub last night"

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

billy Poon

Local chinesse owner and all-round geezer of asain origin - NOT RACIST!

'We off down to billy poons for some prawn toast guys?'

by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011