Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore

1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass

by Pussymagnet6969 August 21, 2019

Pooted

When someone poop-toots. A slippery fart!

Oh no... I think I pooted!

by TBabbyGirl May 15, 2020

Poomer

A person who likes or is obsessed with Big Shaq's rap.

Guy 1: The ting goes skraa

Guy 2: Ok Poomer

by minimegaman090 May 29, 2020

Pooded

Just a little fart

“ You heard that broo? I just pooded

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Pooded

Just a little fart

“ You heard that broo? I just pooded

by anonymous December 15, 2020

poomeister

A poomeister is someone who stores feces beneath their fupa for good luck.

"I can't believe how well Lily is playing on the court today."
"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."

by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 15, 2021

poomeistress

A poomeistress is a poomeister who fails to attain luck and is just stuck with feces beneath their fupa and nothing to do other than eat it.

"It is really sad that Tre's attempt to be a poomeister failed. Now he has to face the shame of being a poomeistress."

by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 16, 2021