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Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
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milk pool

The ejaculation of one into his or someone else's bellybutton thus making a milk pool
Bro i totally milk pooled her last night.
by Milk Pool December 30, 2017
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pool buzz

Excessively priced drinks consumed at a hotel/resort pool to maintain an appropriate state of intoxication.
That dinner was relatively inexpensive compared to our pool buzz today.
by N0npr0phet May 18, 2014
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pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"
lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.
by owenthekid May 11, 2016
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nigger pool

That bastard hit the cue ball right behind his ball on purpose so I wouldn't have no shot. He plays nigger pool man.
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douche pool

a person who has an overwhelming amount of douchiness. His or her douchiness is much too great for a single bag and the considerable amount in the bucket. This person thinks they're funny when in reality there not. They think that by being proper they're cool, but this really only bumbs there douchiness up a few hundred notches. This may be the highest existing and known stage of douchiness.
Why would you make fun of the way she walks, you do know she has a prosthetic leg, you freak'en douche pool!!!
by V.F Chunk October 17, 2010
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Beaver pool

A mass amount of vaginas (females) inside a pool/water. Similar to calling multiple males at a party being a sausage fest.
Holy shit bro, look at that awesome beaver pool. Lets dive in.
by Humanzees May 22, 2013
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