poodapon

the act of getting shit on, phsyically or hypothetically.

1.today at work was no good, i just felt like i got poodapon all day.2. Would you rather get poodapon or peedadpon?

by acsolo January 22, 2009

Pooanoid

One who excessively wipes after a poo in fear that it is never perfectly clean.

Dammit Steve! You clogged the toilet with toilet paper again! Quit being so pooanoid!

by Gus Maverick January 7, 2011

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

by T@richards October 20, 2011

Poodas Iscariot

One who escapes from doing anything that is asked of them by claiming to need a poo.

*After Dinner*
Kim Jong Mum: Charles Can you do the dishwasher?
Charles: I need a poo
*Scarpers to the bathroom*
Kim Jong Mum: Wow he's a real Poodas Iscariot

by Jasel4 February 11, 2015

Poffacake

A pun on the popular UK biscuit "jaffa cake". Refers to tall, blonde Swedish men who, like jaffa cakes, have a dark side, a soft side, and a fucked up inside. But again, like jaffa cakes, you love them anyway.

"I met the perfect guy yesterday - I might even go as far as to say he's a Poffacake".

by danniiscool March 28, 2017

poof juice

if someone drinks and alcoholic drink with a low alcohol percentage

look hes drinking echo falls haha poof juice

by emmmmoooooo September 25, 2018

Poof charlie

When your on a night out with mates and you become emotional

Ever body hates me I'm a massive poof charlie

by Mt12345 May 25, 2019