Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Pokey

Adjective. Used by baby boomers to describe houses millennials can afford.

Oh gosh, that apartment is so pokey compared to my house in Brighton!

by Happydaysallround January 12, 2020

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Pokey

When your boyfriend gets too touchy.

He was too pokey last night so I dumped his sorry butt.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.

Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?

by Bshshdbs March 10, 2016

Pokey

Meaning a hoe got a fat booty and it pokes out.

“Yo u seen Amber she got that pokey her shit fat”-Erie

“For real bro she mad pokey”-Jordan

by Egwavy September 4, 2018