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pokemon

a creation that should have never been. it is the reason many kids of the 90's lost their souls. now we live in a world that has to many pokemon products. i am the leader of the 'destroy everthing pokemon' organisation.
pokemon is a cartoon that is about a kid named Ash(gay) and his piss-weak pokemon pikachu. they meet a wierd chic that is afraid of bugs misty(also gay) and then they meet a black, blind guy named brock(GAY).

the creator of pokemon, Ching Con or Ching Wing or Ping Pong or some crappy chinese name, is now a rich bastard with out a soul who deserves to DIE!!!!!!!!
any real person that had a soul would never create such a lame idea.
if you have ever bought anything baring the pokemon label YOU DESERVE TO BE SHOT AND THEN DOUSED IN GASOLINE AND LIT ON FIRE!!!!!!!
pokemon is the worst show on television, closly followed by
-1 big brother
-2 ricky lake (and crappy mid-day talk shows)
-3 days of our lives (and crappy soapies like it)
by Goth At War July 6, 2006
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the reason why there is hunger and starvation in the world and the cause of aids,
used as a weapon by the Japanese to try to control us but instead we absorbed it and became it.
person 1: hey lets go play Pokemon
person 2: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 1 & 2:*head explodes*
by carenebeth June 19, 2009
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1. An idiotic, yet extreemly addictive game that was a fad for about a year in 2000. (subliminal message: Help me... Pikachu is secrectly trying to take over the world.

2. A gay Japanese guy with no social life outside his nearest Pokemon fan club.
John is such a pokemon, he needs to get out more.

Pokemon are trying to rape me.
by Ben Dover April 14, 2004
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useless waste of time and money that could be spent on loads of better things (practically everything)
lets all go do pokemon!
NO LETS NOT BCOS IT SUCKS
by Anti-Chav June 9, 2005
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pokemon(poket mosters) is a code name of a spacial japanese elite unit.
The pokemon unit began as an expirement that sucssesfully craeted a super mouse how was named "pikacho" in 1928. After the sucsses of "pikacho" the japanese began crating legions of monsters.
The pokemon unit is responsible for world war 2, korea, battlefilld eart, the birth of justin bieber, and will be responsible for 2012, justin bieber world take over and alians attacks.
everibody ran!!! the pokemons are comming!!!!
by Dude Slutsky October 24, 2010
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Pokemoning

So when I was Pokemoning the other day, I caught myself a brand new Pikachu!
by Mattachu May 28, 2010
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Pokemons

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.
(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each other!
by Leigh L Taylor May 25, 2008
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